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Name: Nickolaus A. Pacione
Location: Chicago, Illinois, United States
Birthday: 8/3/1976
Gender: Male


Interests: atagonizing, pissing people off, pissing on society in their eyes. Right Wing Politics
Expertise: Writing, the occult, Horror and the supernatural
Occupation: Writer & Publisher


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Member Since: 5/11/2001

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Wednesday, December 08, 2010

Issue 12 is live and got a story accepted.

The 12th Issue been published as of Thanxgiving and getting in touch with the other contributors who contact me via lakefossilpress@gmail.com., I opened up a fifth message board as of this update on boardhost.com. So the loser known as "AngryInillinois" didn't produce his "1ssue 12" with the bogus asshole dressed up as a damn unicorn. If one wants copies of Issue 12 go over to my storefront. Seems like it's not letting me link the damn thing up for some odd reason. This is also on the heels of getting Issue 12 out, I got accepted on a new publication some time coming March 2011. I am not going to say where just yet because I don't want these losers doing what they did with Lame Goat Press and The Dark Fiction Spotlight. I will say this much what the editor told me. He called the story the most trippy thing he read in a long time.

That means something right there because I am slow who I submit to these days because of the fags like AngryInIllinois going around saying he's "In charge" -- the only thing thing he's in charge of is a cargo plane sending rubber dog shit to Hong Kong. Though House of Horror got one of my ex-contributors out of a well publicized fight I had with him on a message board, now the faggot is going out of his way to ruin sales of my first book. I will say this much of the magazine's 12th Issue I treated this one like I would with a Tabloid Purposes. I got some guys I am proud of on the magazine and they've got paid sight unseen for their work.

So much for "AngryInIllinois" planning to rape my publications in the ass. I will say this much they're going to be really disrespectful to everyone who contributed to The Gazette. Well I am working on the new Tabloid Purposes sequels sometime next year. The submissions will be open then and redid my namesake anthology. The loser is coming on as my pen name to start a fight on lulu.com. Well I am going to have him removed from there because that's up there with the one called "LakeFossilPiss."

I am going to flood AngryInIllinois' fake e-mail addresses with a lot of tranny porn. I guess the asshole shouldn't have any problem getting his cavity filled with a fake female's dick. Payback is a bitch motherfucker. Especially when he created the e-mail address etherealgazette@hotmail.com (going as my pen name Lloyd, I am really not amused.) I am sure the loser wouldn't mind finding himself a fake girlfriend to fuck him repeatedly. Let's just say when what's mind is mine I can be an evil son of a bitch when it comes down to keeping it mine. When he goes around saying my e-mail addresses lakefossilpress@gmail.com and etherealgazette@gmail.com are the "fag submissions." Oh now it's war.

I guess when the piece of shit and one of his goons gets me tossed from a mag I got accepted in and had the contract just signed, getting me pulled from it the same day before it was supposed to be released. I am really not amused by that and another possible contributor threatened a lawyer on me when I was going to offer him $25.00 for his story. One thing I hate are the naysayers from my own state.

I will say this much of the magazine, I am still in charge and same with the publishing company too.


Sunday, August 15, 2010

The word count on story is right now nearly 6000 words and the novella is 65 pages. 32,200 words aprox and this is a good sized story for the 11th Issue.  I will say this much It's going to be a good sized novella along with the short story turning into a novellette size.  The hard part will be getting that one sold because of it's size.  I noticed that there are a few immature pricks that go around vandalizing my listing and despite that I got a hopeful,  I don't know where he found my magazine but it's pretty damn cool that he wrote me inquiring about being in the Gazette.  I am pleased with what I wrote so far with both.


Sunday, August 08, 2010

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the bogus domains point

I am going to show the world that the domain that the faggot points to is bogus.  Lake Fossil Press is Gothic feel that what makes it famous.  The fucker named AngryInillinois is trying to rape that image, trying to make it all fucking cutsy and trying to include unicorns.  There is nothing gothic about unicorns.  My imprint as a personality all it's own and it takes up the personality of it's owner. I've had this account before the other one got taken away, So I thought I would update the look of the xanga blog to reflect the attitude I have now, 
       I was 24 when I had this blog, and was turning 25 at the time of doing it.  The one called AngryInillinois isn't anything to the company but what he is and I will illustrate here and he's a cyberbully -- he's trying to make a mockery of everything this company represents.   Especially trying to mock the no sex rule, the famous no sex rule.  Well I am trying to get him pulled from Youtube.com for putting my angry voicemails without my permission and he still doesn't have my permission to do that.  I will not be bullied and I will not be mocked.   
       The domain popped up when one person got angry at a remark I made suggesting he dig up the body of M. Sheppard and do some sick things to it.  I am not going to go into detail about this but the piece of shit got my magazine's title wrong, calling it The Ethereay Gayzette (a real good way to get points with me.)  The cocksucker's cell phone number is based out of New York CIty and doesn't have an Illinois accent.   There are a few on the roster who want his blood for it.  The people who saw what this prick was doing is proving to be making a mockery of my beloved imprint, and the story about the loan is a fucking libel.  When I move, Lake Fossil Press, comes with me -- and the loser can't produce an address in Morris, Illinois, and the address he created in Seattle is a bogus address.  
      So what I am doing is getting my domains active as soon as possible -- I registered lakefossilpress.org (and this will be unified with all my imprints,  Angry Guinea Books and Broken Mindframe Books.   My storefront for this is a separate storefront from Lake Fossil Press Ground Zero.)   Lake Fossil Press will always have a desktop computer as the base of operations but I will eventually be looking into an office in Joliet so people can hand deliver submissions and I hand deliver copies to local contributors when I get them,.   I will continue to publish with Lulu.com, and the official blog for the magazine is also on Xanga.com.  All the articles I wrote that were forced off of the site -- where I got forced off, well they will be part of a book I am writing that I am already getting parts of it going and it will be published outside of Lulu.com.  I will have several other articles too with it.  I am getting AngryInIllinois shut down from YouTube.com and working to close his other places too as I speak because what he's doing is very strong example of internet bullying. 
     Dick for brains isn't anything to Lake Fossil Press, and the best thing to fight libel is the truth.   His devaintart.com seems to be the source of operations and I made his fucking made up line up into characters in The Fandom Writer 2 -- I am driven by rightous anger with this son of a bitch.   He's doing practices that are more corrupt than anyone accused me of by putting someone elses byline and pubiishing exclusively the trolls.   He has no right to my catalog because I have all the original copyrights to everything I've written.  The new book I am debating on what photograph I am going to use for the cover and it will be my non-fiction collected.  I will have one critising the house of horror editor-in-chief because I begin to think she's less than professional, in fact she's less than human.   The fucker libels Malenky too because if Malenky didn't like me then she wouldn't agree to be my beta reader for my memoir when I started writing it back in 2005.   She actually praised Collectives In A Forsaken Landscape.  AngryInIllinois even sounds like a bully, and I will expose him as such.,  Anyone want to use my blogs for source material for your articles -- get an account on Associated Content and expose the fucker for the liar he is.
     I will find out his cell number and I am not running to my mother like this pig claims.  I am going after this one myself.  I will find out who your real name is and you don't have the stones to show your face.  You claim that I don't have a face -- I've always used my photograph.  I am not the troll here, using a burning book for the logo, that's just fucking sick.  Saying it's under "new management" that's clearly a lie.  I am got nothing to lie about when it comes to my imprint moniker.  I got him thrown off associated content.com too so my losing my second account wasn't in vane.  When I lost The Ethereal Journal, I forgot I had two other blogs that I created before I had those,  so I am using my blog once again on here but I am going to watch what I say because Xanga has a policy with hate speech, and they added a rating system for blogs -- but I like WordPress.com a lot more because I will be pulling up my non-fiction and one of my notorious fiction stories on that site. 
     Everyone knows the story I am talking about when I am bringing that one out there -- the writing projects I am doing each one is taking a life of it's own.  GAME OVER is 32,400 words and FANDOM WRITER 2 is actually LARGER than it's prequel.  When I get pissed off, I don't just make angry promises I get inspired.   For getting me cancelled from Lame Goat Press,  I want his blood for it -- and Dirty Black Winter won't be a novella written by an asshole named Dick Sinu (if you don't mind you asshole I am going to borrow him for a little while.)  I got compared to a Chicago eatery which is kind of funny because this eatery is legendary for being rude to it's patrons.  The person who created the domain lakefossilpress.com got pissed off because I hurt his widdle feelings.
    I joined here when LameJournal.com got too pussy like for it's own good.   Now Mother Russia owns their ass. I would rather be on wordpress.com where they take the best of deadjournal's pissed off nature, and made it a blog that puts deadjournal.com to shame.  Sad I lost my deadjournal because Angeline Hawkes got angry with the taunting.  I am still going to submit to every publisher she has;  well that's not threatening her but she never should have tried to add my sister.   Lake Fossil Press will be the home of my sister's first horror story, so when she writes for the high school magazine they have she will already have the contacts in the industry and the roster is taking turns coaching her.  So when I see someone like AngryInIllinois, creating a fake account and calling me the things he called me -- that's blatent libel. Accusing me of being a homo with my PEN NAME.  Some friendly advice dick for brains, go clone yourself so you can go bone yourself.
visual6     There I finally said it --- I have a pen name actually had three pen names in my life and an artist moniker.   I will be doing a real Issue 11 and real issue 12.  I will say this much the real Issue 12 is actually a good sized issue and that's before I get the rest of the gang together. I am publishing a writer I paid $39.00 for a story years ago for that I almost published back then but lost the story because of a system failure.  This story was actually adapted from one of my old stories.  Sammi E. Cox teaming up with my ex-wife to be, yeah that's my worst nightmare but someone from her past got in touch with me and I am planning to have him do a guest slot on my blog on wordpress.com. I am not going to recant my statement about Melany's mother about having a piss on her grave party -- in fact her mother keeling over is the best day of my life, I actually feel free of her opression. Every screen cap here that I am putting to this blog is done under fair use, and this is something the trolls abuse on a regular basis.  One troll got really pissed off because I got really sarcastic with him, and the trolls get really mad because I do this.   I am going off on them more on my blogspot blog -- well I got kicked from WritingForums.com for pitching my prank.  If the owner reads this -- I wasn't making it my battleground this time,  If fact, I wasn't doing that -- -but now this is where we part company.   3 years was a good run.
       The whole thing with Fandom Wank are a wasted of space and I am going to make Brucha Myers a fucking horror target and sending my memoir to a paper in Skokie, Illinois.  When it's a bunch of slash writers, then I am gunning for them by default.   Gothic.net gunned for me in 2004 for making it my soapbox for taking a stand against slash "fiction."   I am also saying that AngryInillinois has a sick fantasy about having a unicorn horn shoved up his chocolate starfish.   I guess he must want to be the Fred Durst of the small press, and get your own imprint -- get you shit covered fingers off mine you three headed subhuman.   If he was really a Christian and a Conservative, he would not open the doors to gay writers.  This was part of the charm why it worked -- though I had a gay writer sneak into the toc on Tabloid Purposes and I am still burned by it.
       I am including every screen shot with this blog and under fair use -- I am using them with my commentary.  I am editing out the adult content with the original shots -- I think whoever is doing the cover with the poofter in a Cthulhu G-String needs to be dragged out shot.  I am making the statement that one author said to me,  "Don't apologize for being normal"  and this author is a smiling assassin.   I will not allow him to take a way it's personal touch and he's trying to turn it into a fucking playgirl clone.   So with that -- I am going to say that the yahoo id of the fucker is a fake and I banned him from Web of Horror along with his cronie House of Horror.  I really think that Sam Cox needs to stop picking fights with magazines that been around longer than her then threatening the publications.  Saying that she will see to it that I will never get a line up -- I am getting reader submissions now and that is something that I was gearing for from the beginning.
       AngryInillinois you coward --- consider this a cease and desist from the true owner of Lake Fossil Press.  I Will have your blog shut down from here for impersonating the ownership and the management.  Stop vandalizing the listing on WritersCafe.org too because that's making you an asshole.  So don't tread on me.
 


Friday, August 06, 2010

bad moderators rant

 My complete post is behind the tag for people can read up on it. Warning the language isn't work safe, but the commentary in the screencaps are.  This is an open address to James Fletcher where I don't have to watch my language to make the post.  The larger version of the screencaps can be seen by clicking the picture in a new window or tab.   You can click on the images for the larger size then you can back arrow it to this entry and continue reading about this particular bad mod.  I've been accused of being a bad mod years ago because I made vomiting noises when I saw two men together -- I still think that's disgusting in my eyes.   Also I don't take fantasy in the magazine,  helps to read the magazine before you submit.

 The complete thing


Monday, July 12, 2010

In case they start altering the fucking thing

Literary Magazines : The Ethereal Gazette

The Ethereal Gazette

The Ethereal Gazette

http://ethereal.ulmb.com
Joliet, IL

Circulation: 2000
Issues Per Year: 2
Manuscripts Per Issue: 16-24 (Fills about 170 to 240 pages on a 6.2 x 9.1 tradeback)
New Writers Per Year: varies on the issue
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